Plastic surgery

27 04 2011
Slammers: and this chin is an implat. as my cabs and pectorals.
Donna: that's really...
Slammers: perverse?
Donna: i didn't say that.
Slammers: i did it to feel better about myself.
[...]
Donna: here's the thing. You went through all this trouble to be handsome, which you are btw. 
Lipo, imlpant, botox, hair plugs, then you confess it all up in the 1st date. That's what i find...
Slammers: perverse?
Donna: that would not be an accurate term.
Slammers *hands her a pic with the old self*
Donna: whoa..it is you?
Slammers: my teeth. I need to know, if in the dark you'll going to see that man or the man 
standing in front of you this evening.
Donna: i'm not gonna be seeing anyone, because it's dark *laughs*
[...]
Slammers: i'm a patient man.
Donna: no kidding. All the plastic in, you got a longer shelf left in crafting cheese slices!

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Gaby: aand here's the woman whose to blame! Man, i'd like to smack that smile right off her face, 
which btw has been pulled so tight, it would probably smack me back!
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