Gaby: people give up to the names they’re given. If my parents hadn’t named me “Gabrielle”, who knows if I’d be this pretty?!
Lynette: I guess that’s why they didn’t name you “Einstein”
Gaby: so sarcastic, but what would you expect from a “Lynette”?
Lynette *sarcastic laugh*
Gaby: what? If your name was “Francesca”, you wouldn’t have time for sarcasm, you would be too busy having sex.
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Virginia: you don’t seem to happy to see me.
Gaby: well..maybe that’s because the last time we spoke, you called me “a greedy bitch” and I called you “a scary old hack”.